On the old Playlouder site we used to be able to attract umpteen readers by using headlines about celebrity sex tapes. Now we'll have to see how many of you get all stalky when we write about them, and see which of the broadband subsribers get the filthy things put down their wires.
Anyway, a bloke who boffed Britney Spears while she was a bit mental earlier this year has claimed that he filmed his encounter with the star, though mysteriously doesn't want to cash in and make a mint by flogging it. The 28-year-old man, who doesn't seem to have a name, said of the smutty encounter at the KonaKohala Coast Hotel, Hawaii, "It was just normal sex, we didn't do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out."