Playlouder - Music is the Network

Respectable musician and heroic recovering drug-addict, Pete Doherty has thrown £65,000 right back some presumably Belgian festival organisers' faces because he had better things to do.

If you guessed that those better things were smack, crack, gak and blow then you were INCORRECT.

Pete allegedly flouted his Rock Werchter commitments to attend the birth of one of his cats.

So now we know - if you're off to a festival and you don't want Babyshambles there, all you have to do is set your moggy on his pussy and let nature take its course.

Ah, precious, precious knowledge...