Playlouder - Music is the Network

This, in my opinion, is how all singles reviews should be written!

haha. I liked the instant nature of it, but did find that it made it all rather negative.

I have no idea why it has the OMG album cover as its picture. I didn't tell it to.

it's for a good(-ish) reason. I shall tell you on tuesday when i'm better able to explain

I do have add that, whilst Does It Offend You, Yeah? is indeed a truly awful band name, it is very, very Shoxton...

All I know is that it's 4 in the morning and I'm freezing.

mittens

I don't know about 12" mixes. Maybe 10", but 12"? Sounds excessive. Brings to mind kebabs and poppers and... wankers

and well-ironed shirts

and wkd

although, does anyone ACTUALLY drink wkd?

humanity in all its collective horror

yeah, thinking about it, its all about the 7inch. in these parts at any rate.

Nowt wrong with a well-ironed shirt; it's all about the man who wears it.

WKD on the other hand...no redeeming features!

12" dub plates, for that heavier bass sound - excess of the right kind.

I love seven inches. No oo-er.

Dr Mabuse only truly makes sense on 12".

"Dr Mabuse only truly makes sense on 12". oh yes. and Sensoria by Cabaret Voltaire. 2 songs that need the full fat version to make any sense.

12" singles/versions when done right are essential and so i have come to realise that sven is mad. simple as.

How DARE you? How DARE you???

Another one from the eighties vaults: Senses Working Overtime by XTC - the 7" version was clearly incomplete, as a listen to the full-length version on the 12", 4-track EP will testify...

...Whereas Papa's Got A Brand New Pigbag merely extends the agony of those clueless solos!

i dare because i care sven