Playlouder - Music is the Network

So I reckon my documentary on how I seduce each member of Those Dancing Days will be more of a fantasy adventure thing than a Louis Theroux thing

sort of Indiana Jones and the hot bassist/drummer/singet etc.

but with better names for each film, obviously

i reckon playlouder sorely needs some Those Dancing Days slash fiction

And I guess there will probably have to be a special effects team

or slash non-fiction

with any luck

gash fiction

wait, did i say that?

gash friction?

joke

hang on, this is just geting crude now

emily will come in here and tell us off

no it'll be tasteful

pg

a sort of soul-search thing

an examination of the male psyche

asically a post-feminist thing

b

you couldn't seduce a parsnip, let alone a swede.

bud-dum

route vegetables

sauce material

I think the sweet potato is my favourite root vegetable

does ginger count?

no

it's not a vegetable

no, he's a graphic designer

it's a fruit

he has no need to

buddum

buddum

you're a fruit

touching

im speaking to a kleidoscope

are you?

yep

twot

no need for that sort of language

wine knot?

yum

hah

i was actually jsut testing something

bam

but didn't want to sully the conversation with a 'testing, ignore me' or similar

testing times

i am a huge fan of profanity, especially when it's misspelled

why was there never a wine top trumps?

hahah

could educate and entertain simultaneously

and you could play WITH accompanying bottles

each time you won a card

you get a sip

this is going to depress you jamie

"For grown-up males of a certain age, Top Trumps were the playground game of choice. "

I have NEVER been referred to as 'of a certain age' before

i feel old

I feel ill

carebear?

might have been more my era though

pog schmog

tazo schmazo