thesvenhunter published a new chat: Warbling autistic banging a harp with a brick.
Wow. Don't think I've heard it put better before....
Warbling autistic banging a harp with a brick. was tagged with Joanna Newsom by thesvenhunter
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heh, absolutely
not so sure about teh harp playing though
it's ok on The Milk Eyed Mender in places
her voice makes me want to stick knitting needles in my ears though
it makes me want to beat up Devendra Banhart
though... I don't know if they're connected
wanting to beat up Devandra Banhart is more or less a constant for me
fetid hippy.
Warbling autistic banging a harp with a brick. was tagged with fetid hippy by thesvenhunter
I wonder could we get the two of them together at some location over the summer and lure them into a fair trade crystal healing centre and the destroy them.
Warbling autistic banging a harp with a brick. was tagged with Devendra Banhart by thesvenhunter
You know Devendra's nobbing Natalie Portman at the moment as well.
The big unwashed cretin.
we could implant some plastic explosives into some organic falafel and hide it under a wounded bunny...
...go on...
or maybe if we pretend that Vashti Bunyan is trapped down a well.....
hahahahahahahahahahahahah
If we followed that plan, we could possibly get rid of Vetiver as well! What a day it would be!
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I fear this might require some undercover hippie assignnment. I'm allergic to patchouli, for the record.
hmm I'd love to fill a well with cement
spike their drugs
like in Jean de Florette
simple
Nice Jean De Florette reference
I'm not allergic to Patchouli, however it does cause some reation in my brain that causes anger and disgust. I'd be useless for any undercover assignments. Right, were can we find a hippie?
hahah
it's got to be done:
sorry, john... :-)
it'd be for The Greater Good
heh
Most definitely, they appear all placid and loving but I know their game.
they are all passive aggressive
http://www.mjhibbett.net/songs/lyrics/fuckinghippy.htm
download this song
"hey man this is common land and i have a right to leave my rusty decommissioned ambulance here"
Yes. like hmv managers.
it's a good vent
On it now
I was told recently that whilst recording his last album, Devendra Banhart spent thousands on having masses of insense placed in mystical symbols around the studio to get the aura right for any recording that may take place. (That's not a non sequiter, quite reliable source too)
That song was ace by the way Sven
aah yes he was banging on about crysals in the guardian a few months ago too
The fact that he looks so like the offspring of Vincent Gallo and Russel Brand does nothing to help his cause either.
nope
wow - did you find it? If possible could you send it to me on mp3
lost it a while ago
yup leave it w me for a mo
oh, vincent Gallo is a knob of the highest order!
i've had a few guilty chuckles at russel brand recently though
in St Trinians (which is pretty shamefull in itself) and on that ad where he plays Losing My Religion on a violin
he's still a bit of a twat though
I find both rather repellent. Did you hear that album were Vincent Gallo took a load of old Nick Drake recordings, then whinged over them and released itas Vincent Gallo And Nick Drake.
that's a real kick in the nuts
And that's before we get to his other albums. Or the Brown Bunny.
That emails on the way Sven
Yip, you should have that now
Anyway, no I'm sorry, but Russel Brand is unacceptable.
thanks muchly. Yes he is. He made his career out of Big Brother, and he confuses volume and pace of speech with wit, just like every other fucker.
Yes, unfortunately, that is the case. Plus a few Dickensian colloquialisms thrown in to appear learned. And shit. You swine. He makes me very sad indeed.
Anyway, at six pm this evening all will be put well again.
why?
how?
Because it's Satan's birthday today, silly!
Warbling autistic banging a harp with a brick. was tagged with 666 Number Of The Beast by zombiehamster
Sorry, couldn't resist that one.
oooooooooooooooh I Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yes, If Metal, Crowley and the Omen films have taught us anything, it's that, at six pm on this sacred night...well, bugger all will probably occur.
I'll probably be finishing Paolo Nutini's forum report...
I wonder what Satan will be doing?
watching Big Brother?
or the football
Or both, simultaniously, with the sound turned up, in a Wetherspoons.