Playlouder - Music is the Network

ian brown and his sad attempts at controversy.
dear oh dear, an indie has been has a dreary pop at kylie.
thats not been done before has it ?hello glasto'05 lineup - which indie band said effectively this back then ?
oh, and her new single is fucking great.

And her name is an anagram of I love minge.

Hang on. No it isn't.

I like Mynge?

That's not it either.

It's You Like Minge! Brilliant.

And you do!

And Kylie was there because she won an award. So what was Ian Brown doing there then?

It's a shame he's picking on Kylie. Not that she'll notice but it's a shame he hasn't got the nerve to pick on the drivel that regularly graces the cover of the NME that claims him as an influence. He's a smart guy. He must know that The Enemy and The Twang are shit. So that leaves the option: he's a coward.

Which is a shame because his manifesto for The Guardian Guide was an inspired piece of Swiftian satire. He's really good on lampooning authority and power structures.